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Miss Morticia: Teeth and Damask Vagina Dentata Wallet

Miss Morticia: Teeth and Damask Vagina Dentata Wallet

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Now here is a wallet we can sink our teeth into! Perfect for the gothy feminist with a bit of a bite to her, this Vagina Dentata wallet has it all goin’ on with her sublime fusion between sharp and shiny. Take her out for a night on the town and she will steal your heart (and organize your stuff) with her darkly delicious personality.

• Folded up, the wallet measures 8” by 4”
• Unfolded, it measures 8” by 11”
• 1 Large pocket can hold your cash, a checkbook, receipts, and perhaps a stowaway tampon or pen.
• 4 credit card pockets which can comfortably hold three cards each
• ID pocket with a clear window
• Her closable pouch is perfect for storing all manner of small items: deadly nightshade, condoms, or coins!

The vulva is stitched from vinyl and is accented by a large pink freshwater pearl for the clit and acrylic hair in the shape of batwings. The exterior fabric for the wallet is a gorgeous and classy gunmetal gray damask with sumptuous black velvet detailing, and the entire interior is made using durable canvas, living up to the Vulva Love Lovely standard of never sacrificing strength and resiliency for beauty.

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